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Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Date: 2008-08-28 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You are a national treasure...we should lock you up in a bank vault

Date: 2008-08-28 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I would like ornamental railings, please.

Date: 2008-08-28 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I thought at first you had written "oatmeal railings" and got the oddest but somehow yummy image....

Date: 2008-08-28 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
mwahahahaaaaa! This is one of my favourite jokes. My Marxist Uncle (what? Doesn't everyone have a Marxist Uncle?) is continually asking whether people want a cup of Theft...

Date: 2008-08-28 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That is one of my favourite jokes, although I always tell it as "why do communists drink herbal tea..."
The reason is that there are plenty of anarchists who are all for private property, although I often speak to left-anarchists who claim that we don't exist.

Date: 2008-08-28 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you! That has brightened my day!

I am now compelled to reciprocate:

- What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

- A rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of thousands of people...

Date: 2008-08-28 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Very amusing.

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - the pianist does it with his left hand.

Date: 2008-08-28 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I would applaud, but as you don't really exist, there seems little point. ;-)

Date: 2008-08-28 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Are you available for parties and summer seasons at Butlitz?

Date: 2008-08-28 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You. Out now.

Stand in the corridor and think about your choices.

Bad girl.


Date: 2008-08-28 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Chuckles quietly over a vision of an anarchist enjoying a cup of Improper tea.

Date: 2008-08-28 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
- What did St Patrick say to the snakes when he drove them out of Ireland?

- Are you alright back there?

Date: 2008-08-28 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
All have to say....

brown and sticky!!!

Date: 2008-08-30 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The finest joke ever, bar none.
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