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Sitting with a box in front of me containing 10 clocks. Need sarcastic response for colleague's comments. Help me Internet, you are my only hope...

NB Yes, dear colleague. Those are _centimetres_...

Date: 2011-08-11 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maviscruet.livejournal.com
What was the comment! We need that!

Date: 2011-08-11 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com
"Oh, are you going into the clock business?" and "Are these clocks?" (whilst holding one).

Date: 2011-08-11 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliogirl.livejournal.com
"Damn autocorrect! I meant to order the economy-size box of _cocks_..."

Date: 2011-08-11 11:21 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-11 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romney.livejournal.com
"I only need to make eight detonators but it's sensible to have spares"

"How many of you are there in the department again? I need to check if there are enough Redundancy gifts"
Edited Date: 2011-08-11 11:54 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-12 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-malk.livejournal.com
"Because I don't have enough bloody time, that's why!"

[Are these clocks?]
"No, they are novelty...
- door stops.
- frisbees.
- gobstoppers.
- butt-plugs.
- etc..."

"It's my moron detection system, and I'm glad to say it's working brilliantly."

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